Total News or Total Lies?

Total News or Total Lies?

Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!

 
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It's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday!!

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 3:04 PM

 

Today it's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday, featuring puppies and kitties (or kittehs, for the annoying people who come here). Why do people want to put a gun to faces of their little furry friends? We can only speculate it has something to do with imbreeding. But we're not scientists, so how the hell would we know.

 

A young a-hole in training. (via hangglide)

 

Why do parents buy Crocs for their kids? And why doesn't this dog bite off that little brat's head? (via ChickClick)

 

Crazy eyes and rape face are usually the same thing. (via randy metcalf)

...more pics after the jump....

 

Dude kind of looks like Vince Vaugh's tardy brother. (via castermer)

 

"Deaadd kittteehhhhhh" (via sayzey)

 

At least the blood will look cool on the window. RIGHT, GUYS!?!?! (via misterentropy)

 

Point a gun at anything adorable lately? Be sure to send us a picture: talkbalk@liquidgeneration.com!

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 
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Announcing The Next Michael Jackson

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 12:35 PM

Folks, we've been blessed with another Michael Jackson. Kinda. Here's a before and after of alledged steroid abuser/baseball player Sammy Sosa. Now we have no idea whether he bleaches his skin or has that crazy vitiglio disease, but we DO KNOW that his face looks squishy like a Madball. AMMIIRITTTTE GUYS?

 

 
 
 

Super Seizure Space Fighter Fever

Super Seizure Space Fighter Fever

It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

 

10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers

10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

 

This Girl's Really Into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

This Girl's Really Into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

 

Harry Potter Almost Murders Japanese Girl with Adorableness

Harry Potter Almost Murders Japanese Girl with Adorableness

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

 

10 Best Anime TV Shows

10 Best Anime TV Shows

We always said the Japanese were talented, if not a little crazy. Here are 10 best Anime TV shows ever.

 

Crazy Animal Rights Commercial

Crazy Animal Rights Commercial

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

 

10 Craziest Celebrity Trainwrecks

10 Craziest Celebrity Trainwrecks

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

 

Tom Cruise's Crazy Chamber

Tom Cruise's Crazy Chamber

See what happens when scientists from the Planet Shaka Khan perform their tests on Hollywood Legend Tom Cruise. The results are shocking, strange, and morally wrong.

 

Super Psycho Sudoku: Volume 2

Super Psycho Sudoku: Volume 2

Sudoku is the puzzle game that everyone’s playing, but not the LiquidGeneration way. Our version of Sudoku is played the same way as the original game, but with cute, furry animals and killer dance music. This ain’t your grandma’s Sudoku!

 

What's Your Sexual Fetish?

What's Your Sexual Fetish?

Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!

 

Lady Gaga, Totally Crazy

Lady Gaga, Totally Crazy

Here's a compilation that proves Lady Gaga is insane.

 

10 Craziest Child Preachers

10 Craziest Child Preachers

Child preachers are insane...obviously. This video has the ten craziest 'little ones' to ever condemn your soul to eternal damnation.

 

Whoose Boobs: Mutant Boobs

Whoose Boobs: Mutant Boobs

Enhance your DNA with these crazy mutant boobs!

 
 

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