If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers
Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.
Model Airplane Almost Crashes Into Real Plane
When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.
Icy Streets = Lots of Car Crashes
If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!
Miss America 2008
2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!
Achy Breaky Bikini
You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!
Jake Byrd Crashes OJ Press Conference
Don't be too quick to assume the Juice has a friend in the nutjob at his lawyer's press conference yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel shows that he loves Paris and MJ too.
Wife Crashes AC Cobra
The husband can be heard saying he "knew this would happen". Um, then why the hell did you let her drive? Did he know because he cut the brake line?
Brutal Moto GP Crash
Translation of commentary: This is what racing is about! High speed collisions, the closer to fatality the better!
What Causes Racecar Crashes
This video finally reveals what is to blame for most NASCAR, stock car, etc., racing car crashes.
Motorcycle Car Crash
Dippy car blatantly runs a red light, then can't even successfully swerve out of the way of an oncoming scooter. WARNING: this video is SHOCKING, GRUESOME, and you won't be able to look away.
Golf Cart Crash
You have to wait until the end of the video, but these two redneck Jackass-wannabes manage to pop a couple wheelies on a crappy golf cart before it takes them out. Awesome!
Awesome Motorcycle Crash
This retarded terrorist thought he could escape the police with a motorcycle, but he didn't take into account how easily they could crash him!!
Brandy's Car Crash
Singer Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident on Dec. 30, 2006, and was caused when Brandy's 2007 Land Rover collided with this 2005 Toyota, resulting in a four-car pile-up.
DAILY TOP 10
-
How To Cook A Turkey
Views: 106733 -
10 Sexiest Cinematic Bloodsuckers
Views: 11501 -
Grape Lady Falls
Views: 5071 -
Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail
Views: 3756 -
Lady Gaga + Cartman + Walken = Mind Blown
Views: 3468 -
Pole Dance Makes Wedding Awesome
Views: 3198 -
112 Sneezes In A Minute
Views: 3032 -
The Chicken Plucker 3000
Views: 2638 -
Twilight Whispers
Views: 1724 -
Christian Side Hug
Views: 1693
