Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

We totally couldn't beat the crap of Rihanna, though we tried.

After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

Frankly, we enjoy the days when we played a game for 9 months straight and were treated with 8bit crap.

We all know rock stars and actors got hot chicks, but athletes? Holy crap!

Somebody call Orkin.

Do you have what it takes to unlock the mystery of Mary Shaw? But be warned, this may make you crap your pants.

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

Live footage of puppets reacting to this week's Los Angeles earthquake.

This video makes it just too easy to hate the hosts on QVC.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Gas prices, who gives a crap about gas prices? Let's see some more stunts.

See if you can guess whether these things are Indiana Jones artifacts or just crap from Pier 1 Imports!

They apparently only care about beer.