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Nine days and nine hours from the time that I am writing this, Meat Week 2010 will begin.
What is Meat Week? Well, it is a week (technically 8 days) of eating BBQ. Sounds delicious right?
Meat is delicious, and at it's core, Meat Week is a pure and innocent celebration of slow cooked animal flesh, but I must warn you, before you run headlong into Meat Week be sure you know what you are in for. Things are not always Sonny's in the Meat Week universe.
Just like joining Skull & Bones (all my information about Skull & Bones is from the movie staring Joshua Jackson and Craig T. Nelson), there is a dark and shady undercurrent, darker than a good ketchup based BBQ sauce. By participating in Meat Week, you are joining a club, a secret sauce society. You may as well be joining the Meat & Bones.

I can't say much more without risking my own life, but just consider yourself warned. Beyond the obvious dangers of cholesterol intake... there is... I best say no more. Not a word. Not a peep. Not an utterance more against Meat Week.

Pictured here: Founders of Meat Week, Erni Walker and Chris Cantey

Hugh Hefner. The dude has obviously gone off the rails. During the last season of Girls Next Door we could kind of see that he was losing it, but this just confirms everything. Sure, she looks decent on this cover, but what will you find once you open up those pages? Our guess is after the jump.
It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.
This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.
Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?
How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!
Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.
There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.
Craig Ferguson made the bold move to mock Tom Cruise's Scientology scandal, he should probably have someone else start his car for a while.
It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.
Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!
Tara's got the most cock-eyed boobs I've ever seen. Therefore I must gouge out my eyes to see no more.
Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!
Tara, Tara, Tara. Seriously, I don't think you know the real meaning of classy, because it includes a bra.
After corrective plastic surgery, Tara's abs are looking less like Sloppy Joe's and more like a stomach.
A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.