Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

I imagine this is what it's like when you reach the pearly gates. So close to perfection, but just far enough away to be out of reach. Oh, to dream.

Listen kids, love will not keep you together. Crack might, just look at Whitney and Bobby at Joe's Crab Shack

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

The famous video series, "Does it Blend?" takes a crack at the latest must-have gadget, the iPhone. SPOILER: you're not going to want it when he's done with it.

Michael McDonald never cracks a smile, making him the antithesis of Jimmy Fallon.

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!

Sisquo has pulled himself out of the gutter for another round LG’s Celebrity Thong Quiz. Try and guess who’s butt crack is rocking that thong!

Apparently losing enough weight to make you look like a crack-ho inspired Jenna to plump up her face with 5 gallons of collagen. Desperation takes its toll, Jenna....

A crack team of television scientists scoured old episodes of the Simpsons so they could prove how much Family Guy rips 'em off. We say, watch the evidence and see for yourself.