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...because they don't have AIDS yet!

...because they don't have AIDS yet!

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

 
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Whitney Houston Might Be Into Drugs Again

By: LG Staff
March 01 2010, 8:28 AM


We have no proof, but the proof is in the pudding that is her crusty face and terrible weave, right (did this sentance even make sense?)? Whitney Houston looks like she's smoking the crack again! And who is that man standing next to her? Did he step out of a Run-DMC video or something. Sick hat, G!

(photo via Splashnews.com)

 
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Serena Williams, 3 Million Dollars, and Tampons

By: Chuck McCarthy
January 11 2010, 1:25 PM


When I was asked to write for Liquid Generation, my first though was, "Yes!" My second thought was, "What the F am I going to write about that people are going to care about?" I have no idea what is going on in the world, and I'm sure that you, the LG reader, don't want to hear about my mom making hats, my roommate Kate eating all my potato chips, or my inability to feel... anything... in my heart... I am dead inside... 

So what did I do? 

I did some research. I turned to THE source for mainstream pop culture here in the United States of America, M MagazineGuess what. I was not disappointed.

Less than 5 pages into the magazine I came across this article about Serena Williams' recent tennis win against Mother Nature (must be Mick Foley's cousin).  Apparently, Serena shut Mother Nature out in straight sets, proving not only herself as THE dominant force in women's tennis, but also showing great ethical fortitude, as apparently Mother Nature has been trying to bribe her by sending her a gift every month.

Okay, you got me. It's not an article. It's an ad for Tampax tampons, the most ridiculous ad for tampons I have ever seen, and completely indicative of the kind of slovenly work that is being done in every corner of print media - people all around are doing crappy jobs. 

I couldn't find out exactly how much Serena is getting paid to endorse Tampax, but taking into account how much she has been paid for other endorsement deals, it is probably somewhere in the area of $3 million. The photographer who shot this ad probably made at least a couple of grand for a couple hours work. The art director's copy editors, and everyone involved made a good amount of money from putting this ad together, yet they picked the photo that looks like Serena is squeezing out a fart, not celebrating victory. 

Maybe it was all Serena's fault. Maybe she never gave them the right look. 

All I am saying is that if you paid me $3 million, I would start using tampons, I would make the right face in the photo shoot, and I could probably even take the picture myself... I have a camera with a timer on it.

Chuck McCarthy is the mastermind behind IdeasByChuck.com, where he gives away great ideas in the hopes that you turn them into reality and remember to send him a small percentage of your profits. He Twitters here and Tumbls here. Chuck will be guest blogging for LiquidGeneration the next couple weeks!

 
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Where's the Beef?

By: Prongs
December 16 2009, 8:49 AM

Yesterday PETA unveiled the latest ad for its "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign, featuring Bethenny Frankel, member of People with Extraordinarily Little Talent Society (PELTS).

My Cheetah-lined hat is off to you, PETA, because your ads continue to intrigue me. I find myself thinking, as I cut into my still-mooing T-Bone, "Who is PETA's demographic?" Considering your recent choice of spokespeople, I can only assume that your research, presumably conducted by underpaid monkeys at typewriters, shows that your core audience is people invested in reality television. How else can you justify burning our retinas with the likes of Steve-O, Khloe Kardashian, and Karina Smirnoff? (You know it's bad when your last name is a brand and they still don't want you.)

It makes sense though. PETA's invasive studies done on bunnies, show that reality TV viewers are far less intelligent people who can be more easily swayed into giving up those necessary extravagances like fitted Dalmatian tees adorned with hamster noses, and squirrel-tail tampons.

And as for the rest of us, the nod-and-wink, upper-crust "Adult Swim" viewer? Manatee flippers make for a lovely corset.

 

The Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz

The Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz

Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!

 

Dita Von Teese Looks Funny

Dita Von Teese Looks Funny

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

 

Post-Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

Post-Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

 

Porn Star or Pop Star 12

Porn Star or Pop Star 12

Time for you to put on your horny hat and see if the picture you're looking at is a Pop Star or Porn Star. Jeopardy this is not.

 

Jessica Simpson Hates Dallas

Jessica Simpson Hates Dallas

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.

 

Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy!

Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy!

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

 

Hilary Duff Has a Magic Muffin

Hilary Duff Has a Magic Muffin

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.

 

Lindsay Leaves Rehab for Venice Beach

Lindsay Leaves Rehab for Venice Beach

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

 

Anime Futurama

Anime Futurama

I find Futurama to be lacking the kind of grit abd edginess I need in a cable television cartoon. Maybe they can Cowboy Bebop it up a notch.

 

Cowboy-Dog Costume

Cowboy-Dog Costume

I wish I knew how to quit you, Lassie!

 

Gay or Cowboy

Gay or Cowboy

‘Tis the season for Gays and Cowboys. But can you really tell the difference?

 

How Totally Hipster Are You?

How Totally Hipster Are You?

Throw out your Hipster Handbook and take the Hipster Quiz! Do you wear a trucker hat? How about an ironic t-shirt? If you drink Pabst Blue Ribbon or just think you do, this quiz is definitely for you!