Birkhead prevails! Hooray for the real daddy!

Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.

The much-awaited girl-on-girl kiss from The Dirt! Vibe on their sexual tension!

The Enquirer is claiming the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy were faked and underestimated! Scandal!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

Howard K. Stern arrived to booing at Anna Nicole's Bahamas funeral this morning.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

From a Bahamas newspaper, photos of Anna cuddlng with the Bahamian immigration minister. So that's how she got citizenship!

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!

Shepard Smith has a dirty, dirty mind when it comes to reporting on J.Lo.

Anna Nicole Smith proves she's the smartest spokesperson alive.

What happens when you combine Will Smith, Robots, and Pirates? Aye, Robot! This movie is a landlubber’s wet dream.

Watch LG’s very own Randy Duck (Neo) as he battles a limp-wristed Agent Smith. All raw! All uncensored! All really gay!