She's Courtney Love, only with talent and without years of drug abuse. She's also only eight.

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

These two are so adorable cute! (*wink* x 100 = sarcasm!)

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

Dewey Cox & The Hard Walkers played "Rehab" and other Cox "classics" on a tour stop in Nashville. This is becoming more realistic than "Ray".

Courtney Love needs to shave or get some Nads. Her face looks like that section of skin above a mans buttcrack.

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Courtney Love is starting to channel her inner Muppet. She looks like a boozed up, coked out Janice. Too bad her husband is "Gonzo".

I say she's drunk.

Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.

The much-awaited girl-on-girl kiss from The Dirt! Vibe on their sexual tension!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

Her recent "corrective" plastic surger have left the rocker mom all weird looking! We're scared.

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!