Whose Cellulite?

Whose Cellulite?

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

 

Jessica Alba's Ass: Then and Now

Jessica Alba's Ass: Then and Now

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

 

Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling

Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling

Tumbling down a hill after a lone piece of cheese does not make you a respectable nation, it does make you an awesome one though. Way to be, Britain.

 

Mischa Barton's Cottage Cheese

Mischa Barton's Cottage Cheese

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

 

Whoose Boobs: Cheese-Filled Boobies

Whoose Boobs: Cheese-Filled Boobies

Boobs taste better when they are filled with a nice Ricotta cheese, dontcha think?

 

Mouse Traps Doritos

Mouse Traps Doritos

Stick with cheese for your mouse trap, the chemicals in Doritos turns small mice into Chuck E. Cheese.

 

Run-DMC - "Christmas In Hollis"

Run-DMC - "Christmas In Hollis"

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

 

Ashanti's Cottage Cheese Sister

Ashanti's Cottage Cheese Sister

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

 

Americans Are Thin

Americans Are Thin

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

 

Cottage Cheese and Death

Cottage Cheese and Death

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

 

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Kim Stewart's Cottage Cheese Butt

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

 

Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Pizza

Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Pizza

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

 

Scared S#!tless

Scared S#!tless

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

 

Johnny B and The Cheese

Johnny B and The Cheese

WQXR's morning show runs a *little* longer than normal... 'cause there's a WOLF in the station! BOIOIOIOING! (From Derrick Comedy)

 

Hockey Barf

Hockey Barf

Alright kids, say Cheese! BAAAARF!

 

Drive-Thru Order Song

Drive-Thru Order Song

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! But better!

 

Stunt Montage

Stunt Montage

A beautiful montage of stupid stunts. Watch this with cheese and wine and a hot date!

 

The New Microsoft Word

The New Microsoft Word

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.

 

Cheesy Movies

Cheesy Movies

10 movie questions that involve cheese. Can these movie quizzes get any better?

 

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