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Apple Really Wants To Freak You Out With That iPad Video

By: Slippy Jenkins
January 27 2010, 2:54 PM


So you've finally seen the iPad and made a tampon joke or two about it. But if my gut is telling the truth, then we're all going to be dead when the people at Apple Corporate murder us with their lazer beam eyes. Seriously! Have you checked out that iPad video yet? Here are some stills:

Senior Vice President of Industrial Design Jonathan Ive is responsible for make the things at Apple pretty. However, his eyes can see through your underpants and shoot amazingly designed lazer beams at your face, so watch out.

After he's done eating all the meat on your bones, SVP of Hardware Bob Mansfield, will kidnap your 13-year-old nephew and try to play video games with him. Or he might appear in Crimson Tide 2 - SERIOUSLY GUYS, DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE THAT ONE GUY? JUST A LITTLE BIT?

Scott Forstall, SVP of iPhone Software, will stare at you from across the room until you're completely naked. I kid you not. He will not leave until then.

Okay, stop looking at them. You know what I'm talking about. This is getting a little childish right now.

 
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Privacy Policy

By: liquidadmin
January 01 2009, 2:38 PM

LIQUIDGENERATION.COM INTERNET PRIVACY STATEMENT

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You do not have to provide personal information to access or browse Liquidgeneration.com. However, we may ask you to provide personal information in connection with various opportunities and activities available at Liquidgeneration.com. By "personal information," we mean information that is identifiable to you. Personal information requested might include, for example, your email address, or, where identifiable to you, other information such as your age, zip code, gender and/or ethnicity.
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Security:

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Getting played, corporate style.

Getting played, corporate style.

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

 

Superbowl Traffic

Superbowl Traffic

A diagram of corporate jets leaving the Superbowl in Miami.

 

LG's Corporate Informational Video

LG's Corporate Informational Video

Learn how we do things here at LiquidGeneration Headquarters. Shortly after this video debuted, we murdered the guy who directed it.