Further proof that bullies never grow up, they just get uniforms.

In theaters 4-11-08. Tom Ludlow is a veteran LAPD cop who finds life difficult to navigate after the death of his wife. When evidence implicates him in the execution of a fellow officer, he is forced to go up against the cop culture he's been a part of his entire career, ultimately leading him to question the loyalties of everyone around him.

In theaters 9-12-08. Two cops (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) find themselves in pursuit of a serial killer who writes poems about the crime he just committed, leaving them at the scene.

"I'm not a dude" is the new "don't tase me bro"?

Cops need to be cool under pressure but casually crossing the street as a racecar buzzes your ass is beyond the call of duty.

In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

The disturbance this student caused at John Kerry's speech is part of why he was tasered. Calling cops "Bro" and not "Sir" had something to do with it also. They hate that.

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

Some coked-up jerk was being chased by the cops and tried to elude them by driving in loop-de-loops around this field. As you can imagine, this farmer wasn't pleased.

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

Wow. These cops really aren't fighting stereotypes, are they?

And she stabs herself!

Perhaps representing the height of celebrity mugshots, Paris proves she's always herself by posing her ass off for the cops. Nice.

This news video depicts a violent protest on the streets of Santiago, Chile. For more than 8 hours, riot police tried to contain the blood-thirsty protesters. Then one drop-kicked a cop. Awesome.

Sgt. Butterman, little hand says it’s time to play who’d you rather.

Kelis's milkshake got put on clampdown when she was arrested in Miami for harrassing two undercover cops posing as prostitutes.

Sporting events are the perfect opportunity to grab a little piece o' boobage.

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.

Mister Rogers gets a visit from his old buddy, the cop. They soak their feet and the cop sings a song about love. AWWKWAAAAAARD.