
PailIsTheNewTan.com will change your life forever. Or at least until you vomit all over your computer screen. Since when to people spreak Marmalade on their skin? Delicious!
There's nothing like waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, browsing the latest gossip about Selena Gomez and then almost vomiting all over your computer screen after watching a chicken being put in a chicken plucker. Ah, Internet. WE HEART YOU.
Get close to your computer screen and check out what the hell is happening in this video. Bob Dylan = certifiably donkey bonkers. I'm not sure if he's channelling Tom Petty or he's just a happy-go-lucky albino leprechaun, but this is prolly one of the greatest things ever and I'll cheerish it for as long as it's on YouTube.

In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?
We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!

Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.
Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.
In honor of nerds across the world, here’s a very nerdy edition of WB, hosted by Nerdboy!
We show you a picture from a famous movie and you have to tell us whether it’s from a sex scene or murder scene. This is for movie nerds and perverts only.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.
Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.
Hello and welcome to Whoose Boobs, where nerds come to cry into a bed of boobs now that Battlestar Galactica is finally over.
If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.
This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.
An NYC policeman pushes a Critical Mass bicyclist to the ground, and by "pushes" I mean totally makes him an asphalt sandwich.
Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.
You're not the only computer that comes in a mysterious manila envelope, Macbook Air.
Eva Longoria and Posh have learned that athletes don't make the best lovers anymore, nerds do!
You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.
Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.
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