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Awesome Website Alert: Pale Is The New Tan

By: LG Staff
November 20 2009, 12:27 PM

 

PailIsTheNewTan.com will change your life forever. Or at least until you vomit all over your computer screen. Since when to people spreak Marmalade on their skin? Delicious!

 

 

 

There's nothing like waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, browsing the latest gossip about Selena Gomez and then almost vomiting all over your computer screen after watching a chicken being put in a chicken plucker. Ah, Internet. WE HEART YOU.

 

 

 

 

Get close to your computer screen and check out what the hell is happening in this video. Bob Dylan = certifiably donkey bonkers. I'm not sure if he's channelling Tom Petty or he's just a happy-go-lucky albino leprechaun, but this is prolly one of the greatest things ever and I'll cheerish it for as long as it's on YouTube.

 

 
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Who Has The Best CGI/Animated Chesticles?

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 12:18 PM

In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?

We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!

 

Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.

 

Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction

Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction

Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.

 

Spanish Castle Illusion

Spanish Castle Illusion

Here are some of the most fascinating optical illusions of our generation – including the great Spanish Castle Illusion! Watch it with your family, friends, and those you love and behold its mystery!

 

Optical Illusion: Ames Window

Optical Illusion: Ames Window

Can you see this optical illusion? We had to watch the entire video just to see the it because we're dumb.

 

Surfing for Seniors

Surfing for Seniors

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

 

Miley Cyrus, what a blowhard

Miley Cyrus, what a blowhard

Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

 

Dude it's a Dell

Dude it's a Dell

You're not the only computer that comes in a mysterious manila envelope, Macbook Air.

 

Spider-Man Face Plant

Spider-Man Face Plant

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

 

How to Manipulate 3D

How to Manipulate 3D

A simple, easy to figure out illusion, is far easier to watch than almost anything Criss Angel pulls out of his greasy hair.

 

Final Countdown Cello

Final Countdown Cello

Gob Bluth could have performed amazing illusions set to this version.

 

Instant Nerd Cream

Instant Nerd Cream

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

 

Optical Illusion Music Video

Optical Illusion Music Video

Hundreds of average bands with ugly lead singers could be heard collectively saying, "why didn't we think of that?”

 

The Illusion Of Bloody Mary

The Illusion Of Bloody Mary

You’ve played Bloody Mary when you were younger, now see the illusion. Can you see Bloody Mary?

 

The Cylons are Homeless

The Cylons are Homeless

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.

 

Disk Drive Car

Disk Drive Car

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

 

Kathy Griffin Helps Adobe Stock Rise

Kathy Griffin Helps Adobe Stock Rise

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

 

Aquarium Computer

Aquarium Computer

This submerged computer is filled with mineral oil... all it needs now are fake fish!

 

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