Sarah Palin's Miss Alaska Swimsuit Competition

Sarah Palin's Miss Alaska Swimsuit Competition

For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

 

Bigfoot Olympics!

Bigfoot Olympics!

Bigfoot has joined the Canadian Olympic team and competes in the weightlifting competition! Things go poorly.

 

American Gladiator Girl Pass Out

American Gladiator Girl Pass Out

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

 

Michael Jordan vs. The Sheens

Michael Jordan vs. The Sheens

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

 

Swimsuit Competition

Swimsuit Competition

Girls on the beach… in bikinis…they want you…to stop gawking, creep!

 

Japan's Human Tetris

Japan's Human Tetris

The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.

 

Pretty Ricky: Late Night Special

Pretty Ricky: Late Night Special

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

 

Rock'n'Roll Training Video

Rock'n'Roll Training Video

When the battle is done, Rory Lake is going to make love to you. From the Rory IV Battle of the Bands competition.

 

Pole Dancer Falls on Head

Pole Dancer Falls on Head

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

 

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