For reals footage of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit during her 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

Bigfoot has joined the Canadian Olympic team and competes in the weightlifting competition! Things go poorly.

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

Girls on the beach… in bikinis…they want you…to stop gawking, creep!

The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

When the battle is done, Rory Lake is going to make love to you. From the Rory IV Battle of the Bands competition.

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!