Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

Your percolating hormones can only mean one thing, its Who Would You Rather time!

Known as the Highway of Death, this stretch of land in Iraq is a reminder of the wonders of war in such a civilized time.

Even if you've got your very own Hattori Hanzo, don't forget to take your cold medicine.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

She's wearing a unitard, she has an 80s perm, she's miming lazer blasts, and she is playing a completely tone deaf version of Star Wars!

In theaters 11-9-07. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in Lions For Lambs, a powerful and gripping story that digs behind the news, the politics and a nation divided to explore the human consequences of a complicated war.

In theaters 11-2-07. In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country in the coffins of soldiers returning from the Vietnam War.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.

Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.