Profoundly terrify some hot chick.

Make a surprisingly effective weapon.

This was staged in Latvia and required the country's entire supply of Diet Coke and most of their Mentos.

Is there a frame rate that doesn't make explosions look cool?

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

More fun Mentos and Coke tricks. Thank god these guys have so much free time on their hands; what'd we do with out such a thrilling video?

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.