Driving down the road in The Netherlands: beautiful luminescent snowflakes magically appear before you dancing around your car, the road reacts to your every move as if it can read your mind... and this is before you hit the coffee shops! Coming soon.

Ummmmm, this here is a lil something called "Mossens Julafton". Apparently it's big in Norway. It's written by a fellow with the first name Alf (Alien Life Form anyone? That lovable, brown, furry, cat eating, permanent house guest of Willie and the rest of the Tanner family). Far out.

Well, this is one way to convince people to wear seat belts ("wear seat belts so if you happen to be so damn annoying that people routinely try to crash their car to try to kill you, it just won't work!") Here is the translation from Youtube: - I have been meaning to tell you for a while...I have... decided to leave you. It's final. There is nothing you can do or say about it. - And don't pretend you don't know whom I am leaving you for...You have known all along that I have been having an affair with him...You just refused to believe it...Childhood friend! We grew up together. - I am taken the child. And as you know, since I will be a divorced mother with a small child in my care, any judge will leave the apartment to me. - The beach house as you remember is under my name, so I will keep that as well. All the necessary papers are ready. And well, there is a car... But I hope you're not about to take your own present back, are you now? - Well?!...Say something!... Don't you need anything?! - I have got everything I need. - Really? And what's that if you don't mind my asking? - The seat belt. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

Ok, a few of these seem like a bit of a stretch (it's a partially covered sign for Essex House, not a billboard for Sex), but most of them seem legit, and pretty surprising (the stars that clearly spell out 'SEX', the naked female torso in the background). What we really wanna know though, is who are the creepers trolling children's cartoons for phallic symbols AND taking the time to edit them together, to such joyful music nonetheless?!

Kids say the darndest things. I'm pretty sure this little boy wants to go to the house where all the bitches live to say hello. Once he finds where the party is I'm pretty sure he wants to get the hose...

Does insurance cover this?

Released from their winter housing for the first time.

Amazing footage from inside a burning house.

Does his part to clean the house.

It's clear which animal runs this house.

In poor countries.

Is one big hive.

Sadly, not smart enough to avoid the slaughter house.

This man is hell-bent determined to save his house.