This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!

I can't imagine the number of painstaking hours it took to set this Goldberg-esque contraption throughout this house. This guy obviously doesn't play MMORPGs.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

This was one of our favorite sessions yet as we actually had an accordion player in the house! Kate Havnevik is all over the place right now and we were psyched that she was nice enough to come by our studios a couple of weeks ago. One thing is for sure. The girl can sing. Keep an eye out for another song in a couple of weeks…

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

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When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!