But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

The xbox 360 division of Microsoft is run by a bunch of clowns.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

Lauryn Hill has apparently become crazier by the day. What better way to celebrate freedom from the doldrums of society than hiring Lauryn the Clown for your special event!

Can you decide if the picture you’re looking at is a Sex Clown or Circus Clown? You’re not going to sleep tonight after watching this.

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

You will weep when this picture's message sinks in. P.S., I love you.

Watch as a naked drunken burger clown terrorizes a small town and leaves it traumatized forever.

We have no idea what this clown is saying, but it makes us want to go to Taco Bell.

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.

Let's see how long you can stare at these celebrities for. We bet you go down like a clown.

You play as Eminem as you try to kick the ass of Insane Clown Posse and other stupid celebrities.