If you look really close you can see her penis.

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

This foulmouthed hooligan thinks coffee is for closers.

These people are lucky to be alive, you are lucky there were cameras.

Cops need to be cool under pressure but casually crossing the street as a racecar buzzes your ass is beyond the call of duty.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.

So this is what those orcs from Lord of The Rings do in their spare time. That’s a lot of love to take in. If you look close, you can see one of their "One Rings" Eww!

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

Translation of commentary: This is what racing is about! High speed collisions, the closer to fatality the better!

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.

I imagine this is what it's like when you reach the pearly gates. So close to perfection, but just far enough away to be out of reach. Oh, to dream.

Piebald are a group from Boston who have been cranking out crazy catchy pop/punk for a good number of years. While this might not be acoustic, it’s probably the closest they get!

This guy's guardian angel must have been riding shotgun – because he got REALLY lucky!!