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Glengarry Glen Ross Jr.

Glengarry Glen Ross Jr.
This foulmouthed hooligan thinks coffee is for closers.
8/5/2008

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Close Call Compilation

Close Call Compilation
These people are lucky to be alive, you are lucky there were cameras.
3/24/2008

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Close Call Cop

Close Call Cop
Cops need to be cool under pressure but casually crossing the street as a racecar buzzes your ass is beyond the call of duty.
1/29/2008

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DJ Hero

DJ Hero
Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.
1/8/2008

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Hot eraser sex!

Hot eraser sex!
This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.
12/14/2007

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SaD: Myspace Lies

SaD: Myspace Lies
There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.
11/13/2007

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Please Die

Please Die
This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!
10/2/2007

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Sharon Stone is a Tampon

Sharon Stone is a Tampon
Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.
9/18/2007

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Uruk-hai Hunt for Frodo!

Uruk-hai Hunt for Frodo!
So this is what those orcs from Lord of The Rings do in their spare time. That’s a lot of love to take in. If you look close, you can see one of their "One Rings" Eww!
9/7/2007

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A Closer Look at Ms. South Carolina

A Closer Look at Ms. South Carolina
Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.
8/28/2007

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