Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

Holly Madison has probably had some plastic surgery. Just sayin'.

After corrective plastic surgery, Tara's abs are looking less like Sloppy Joe's and more like a stomach.

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

I thought she got reconstructive surgery on her spam-stomach? Apparently it still looks like a 55-year-old-sunbather's abdomen.

Kirsten Vangsness loves black people. And so do I.

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

Take a journey into Bill Clinton's dirty heart.

These movies are for the young, young at heart and pedophiles.

Help the Fat Kid dance like he's gonna have a heart attack.

He's a drunken sexual doctor and he's doing surgery even though he shouldn't be.