Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Stop-motion magic allows this guy to shave his face with a banana. Clean, smooth, and delicious!

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

This guy is proud of how clean he gets his windows, but the countless bruised faces leaving the store are thanks enough.

Always keep your kitty clean!

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

Apparently some people were offended that "Jackass 2" had "ass" in the title, so they cleaned it up -- and now it's a porno!

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!