Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Stop-motion magic allows this guy to shave his face with a banana. Clean, smooth, and delicious!

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!

...When skank clothes just don't say enough...

Always take T's advice -- especially when it's on designer clothing!

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

This guy is proud of how clean he gets his windows, but the countless bruised faces leaving the store are thanks enough.

Always keep your kitty clean!

"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

Apparently some people were offended that "Jackass 2" had "ass" in the title, so they cleaned it up -- and now it's a porno!

This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

Sometimes these Japanese videos can be pretty weird, but a lot of the time they can be damn sexy. Check out this Japanese girl wearing something -- well, sexy!