Fabian Gaete Maureira from Santiago de Chile, Chile.

Caused by a spectator.

This week Oscar De La Hoya hosts the boobtacular Latina edition of Whoose Boobs! He loves to look at the ladies and dress like them!

Ana Ivanovic defeated Rossana De los rios in straight sets 6-1, 6-2. She also looks nice in a sports bra. That's called win, win ladies and gentlemen.

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.

De Niro seems to be a little primaddona. Can someone say B!tch fit?

A dog got run over by one of the bikers in the Tour de France! O noes!!! (The dog was uninjured.)

Clever kids build a loop-de-loop on a train track... and it works! Of course they aren't American :(

This Fourth of July, remember NOT to place your quarter sticks of dynamite under your water melons. 'Cause den de'll blowd up.

Some coked-up jerk was being chased by the cops and tried to elude them by driving in loop-de-loops around this field. As you can imagine, this farmer wasn't pleased.

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Ey, mon. Me dog no got de ganja todaay. He too busy cleanin' me kitchen floor like a mop! He de best!

These Asian gymnasts put even Cirque de Soleil to shame when it comes to child labor and head-leaps.

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Coronas, Tacos and Salma Hayek’s cleavage!