Tay Zonday seems to be getting the ladies and the paper. Congratulations Internet!

A church adorned with the bodies of saints, clerics and parishioners. Yeah… this may be one reason we don't go to church.

Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."

A motorcycle made of polished wood. It's pretty cool if you are into wood… and shiz.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?

Praise be to Jebus! This five foot tall Lego recreation of the Crystal Cathedral is the first time that many of us have even seen a church.

In theaters 1-25-08. Jerry inadvertently erases all of the videos in his friend's store. In order to keep the store's one loyal customer, an elderly lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, the pair re-create a long line of films including The Lion King, Rush Hour, Ghostbusters, When We Were Kings, Back to the Future, Driving Miss Daisy, and Robocop, putting themselves and their townspeople into it.

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.

It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.

This woman could potentially produce ten thousand lolcats photos a day. The internet would be forever grateful.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

What happens when non-MILFy older ladies make jackasses of themselves on video? Why, the internet rejoices, that's what!