Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

Santa would put it under your tree but you were too busy being drunk to buy one.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

In theaters 11-21-07. A Christmastime drama centered around the Whitfield family's first holiday together in four years.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

I put a razor in your Halloween candy!

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

This magician may be a little strange, but he's excellent at reading your mind. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the card trick.

Send these adorable cards to a friend or loved one. They'll never forget y ou.

Innocent little Nicole on her U of AZ "Cat Card." Charming!

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.

From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

The awesomest scary Christmas horror movie parody that won't be coming to a theatre near you!!

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

I swear my crazy uncle gave me this for Christmas.

Christmas with the Family Guy is better than Hanukkah with King of the Hill