This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

The uncensored version of the video that touched everybody's heart.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

Christina Aguilera shows that the only way implants can get more fantastic is mommy+implants.

This just doesn't look like the gritty realism that Christian Bale promised.

In theaters 1-25-08. Sylvester Stallone directs the fourth film in the Rambo series. In Thailand, John Rambo assembles a group of mercenaries and leads them up the Salween River to a Burmese village where a group of Christian aid workers allegedly went missing.

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, as well all know and her boobs are getting bigger by the day! Waldo now thinks they are a good place to hide.

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

What kind of rocker are you? Indie Rocker? Hair Metal Rocker? Or are you one of those super scary Christian Rock Rockers!?!

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!