Celebrity Phone Tap: Mel Gibson & Jesus H. Christ

Celebrity Phone Tap: Mel Gibson & Jesus H. Christ

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

 

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

 

Demi Moore Eats Fetuses

Demi Moore Eats Fetuses

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!

 

Religion Free DVD

Religion Free DVD

Damn! You mean our Passion of the Christ DVD isn't playable in this thing?

 

Homeless or Jesus

Homeless or Jesus

Have you ever gotten a homeless person confused with the Son of God, Jesus Christ? We certainly have.

 

Extra Access Inside Hollywood Tonight: Fall TV Preview

Extra Access Inside Hollywood Tonight: Fall TV Preview

When "Joey" premiered on NBC, everybody thought it was the second coming of Christ. Ha.

 

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