Proof of reincarnation! Egads!

Back in the day, Benoir's wife wrestled for the NWA and dressed like a psychotic KISS fan.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

Everyone Hates Chris is staring at you!

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Dan Marino gets mad when he screws up his own lines -- but you should see him when Chris Berman cuts him off!

We've secretly replaced Chris Farley's coffee for Columbian crystals. Let's see if he notices.

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.

Here's a movie trailer for the Star Wars film that never made it, starring Sean Penn, Napoleon Dynamite and Bill Cosby.

Your favorite drunken leprechaun scored an interview with the cast of Jackass Number Two! Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pointus, Jeff Tremaine – the whole crew (okay, four of them)! Watch the interview, then go see the movie on September 22!