When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

Forget the writers strike! Team Britney is making rounds and reminding you, even fat people and unibrows have opinions.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

Wow, it looks like a huge swollen pair of lips with lipstick only on the upper lip. Of course you have to blur your vision to see it, but how else are you expected to look at a fat person?

Jennifer Lopez continues to deny accusations that she is pregnant, furthering our thoughts that she is just getting really fat.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

Hilary Swank has no body fat whatsoever. Her stomach is so hard, entire villages can wash their laundry upon her rippling abs.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

God, Renee got FAT! Someone needs to take away the plate and show her to a mirror. Or I, Skeletor, will striker her down with the Sword of Greyskull.