The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.

These ladies should guard the Olympic Torch.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

A former Walmart employee bought these Chinese-made flip flops and later got a chemical burn from the plastic strap. Now Walmart's giving her a horrible time about it! WTF!

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

This Chinese chick has got some of the freakiest feet around. Maybe they quit foot-binding a little soon, huh?

The Chinese language has been updated to more graphically depict words. Fun!!

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.

If you’re eating a delicious plate of Sesame Chicken right now you may want to stop.

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.

Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.

Do you have a special somone in your life? Send them a Norbit e-card! Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.