If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

Child pornography is "Risky Business" so guess the title still works, too bad he didn't win.

She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?

It is also not a great place to raise children or practice free speech. It is however, a goldmine of storylines for Big Love writers.

American Idol's David Archuleta giggles like the most adorable child/bitch ever.

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.

She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.