Just Like Mommy

Just Like Mommy

This child's drawing is precious and illustrates the bond between a mother and her young. The only problem is that the picture was drawn by her son.

 

Kid Fresh

Kid Fresh

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

 

Juno Trailer

Juno Trailer

In theaters 12-14-07. Juno is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a 'perfect' set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt.

 

No Homos In Iran

No Homos In Iran

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

 

Korean DJ Prodigies

Korean DJ Prodigies

Not only are they more advanced than your child in reading, writing, and arithmetic but also they rock the 1 & the 2 more precisely.

 

Water Park Pwns Kid

Water Park Pwns Kid

Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.

 

Pluto Hunts Children

Pluto Hunts Children

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

 

Demi Moore Eats Fetuses

Demi Moore Eats Fetuses

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!

 

Starbucks Eats Children

Starbucks Eats Children

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

 

Fergie: Proof of Ape Evolution

Fergie: Proof of Ape Evolution

Fergie looks like the poster child for the Theory of Evolution. Who walks like this and what's with those curlers? Jesus!

 

Child Beater

Child Beater

Attention abusive dads! Child abuse is not funny unless you are a ninja.

 

SCARED YA! Compilation of Terror!

SCARED YA! Compilation of Terror!

Nothing is more precious than the face of a child… as she is screaming in horror. Oh children, truly a gift.

 

Sharon FireStone

Sharon FireStone

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

 

Fattest Child in the World

Fattest Child in the World

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

 

Hard Gay Feeds the Children

Hard Gay Feeds the Children

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

 

Pin the Tail On The Donkey

Pin the Tail On The Donkey

You’ve played the game as a child, now play it in all of it’s online glory! Pin The Tail on The Donkey! If you loose the game, you’ll certainly look like a big fat jackass! Ha!

 
 

Michael Jackson vs Sanjaya

Michael Jackson vs Sanjaya

Squeaky voiced man-children of the past and present collide when MJ gives San J a ring in the latest installment of LG’s mind blowing phone tap series.

 

Britney Topless!!

Britney Topless!!

Britney Spears posed for creepy, child-like topless photos, opting to cover her nips with flowers. Let's hope she took these pics while at Promises!

 

Rose McGowan is a Homewrecker

Rose McGowan is a Homewrecker

Rose hooked up with Robert Rodriguez during filming of Grindhouse. Rodriguez had been married to his wife for 16 years, and has 5 children with her. Sucks to be you, lady!

 

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