We show you a picture of a chick's face and you have to guess what the rest of her looks like. Is she hot, or heavy?

Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.

We all know rock stars and actors got hot chicks, but athletes? Holy crap!

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face looks like Jabba the Hut? Well here's the game to prove your spotting skills!

Laura Harring, aka that hot chick from the movie Mulholland Drive, obviously needs a new stylist for her head.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

Presidents get all the chicks.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

...or America operating at full potential.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

I don't know how to spell her last name, but that Christina chick is definitely the dude.

When gay chicks march.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.