Presidents get all the chicks.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

...or America operating at full potential.

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

I don't know how to spell her last name, but that Christina chick is definitely the dude.

When gay chicks march.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.

This chick takes out a dude with one punch! I bet he wasn't expecting that!

This Chinese chick has got some of the freakiest feet around. Maybe they quit foot-binding a little soon, huh?

90% of these girls live in Orange County.

I dunno who this chick is, but that dress is WHACK!