The Mac vs. PC ads kind of make sense watching this promotional video for the MS-DOS 5 upgrade. It has Bill Gates style all over it.

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

The Alien vs. Predator sequel is going to totally suck. Alien has turned into a wussy vegetarian salad.

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

Their English teacher always told them "write what you know". So they grew up, formed a band in LA, and began writing songs about hilariously degrading women.

Technology is a magical thing that allows us to replicate the way things work in real life. Hey, why not just do those activities for REAL?

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

Two things learned from the video: never drive in Russia, and uh... never ride in a car in Russia. They're worse than L.A. drivers.

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

Bizarre L.A. TrafficWatch: No one's on the freeway – why???

This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!

KITT tries to talk some sense into David Hasselhoff. It doesn't really work.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Wax On Radio are a collective from Logan Square, an area on the West side of Chicago that is quickly becoming a hotbed for new and emerging indie acts. They were kind enough to swing by our studio while they were on tour and we always welcome bands from the Midwest through our doors. Plus anyone that plays the guitar upside down is pretty awesome in our book!

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.