Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

Mando Diao have been a favorite here at LG for some time now. We actually had a bunch of people from the office head out to the Troubadour to see them live last month. Needless to say we were all pretty psyched when the band stopped by for a session, and they didn’t disappoint. Here’s the first of three songs they played from their new record Ode to Ochrasy.

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

WQXR's morning show runs a *little* longer than normal... 'cause there's a WOLF in the station! BOIOIOIOING! (From Derrick Comedy)

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

It sure is nice to hear a band play Rock N’ Roll how it used to be…fun and upbeat. If you think you’ve heard this song before, it’s because you have. It’s a cover of the Beatles classic from their 1964 record Meet The Beatles!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

More from the Paris Exposed files! She even enjoys corrupting her boy-toy!

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

Alright kids, say Cheese! BAAAARF!