Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!

But now she'll give you AIDS.

Just rub her cold sores and she will grant you three wishes...

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

In theaters 1-25-08. FBI agent Jennifer Marsh is tasked with hunting down a serial killer who posts images of his victims on the Internet. As time runs out the cat and mouse chase becomes more personal.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.

Bearforce1 is a boy band that cuts to the chase. They like boys and they want to dance.

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

Some coked-up jerk was being chased by the cops and tried to elude them by driving in loop-de-loops around this field. As you can imagine, this farmer wasn't pleased.

This car chase performance was filmed at MGM Studios in Disneyland – talk about PROFESSIONAL drivers!!

For some god-awful reason, someone had the idea to promote Amy Winehouse by wrapping a couple port-a-potties with her likeness. The obvious connections have been made.

You're making Amy Winehouse and Shane McGowan jealous!