Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.

In theaters 12-14-07. Francis Ford Coppola directs this love story wrapped in a mystery. Set in Europe before WWII, a timid professor is changed by a cataclysmic event and explores the mysteries of life.

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!

In the year 1993... 14 years have passed and neither Conan's hair or funny have changed. If you claim to have been a fan since this episode you’re probably a liar.

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

You’ve probably heard Cary Brothers before and didn’t even know it, as he had a song in some movie called Garden State that apparently changed people’s lives. In any case his new record called Who You Are is more deserving of your dollars than some silly soundtrack!

When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.

I have been a big fan of Electric Soft Parade since their debut record came out back in 2002. Unfortunately the band has never had the success in the States that they have seen in the UK. Hopefully that will all change with the release of their latest record, No Need To Be Downhearted, out on April 24th. Highly Recommended!

It's not easy being a mommy. Changing diapers, enforcing naptime, and having to hoist up your udders when oyu go out.

What happens when you pour salt on a speaker, and change the frequency? You can visualize the sound waves! Science is awesome!

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!

Guys are totally stupid… let's watch them try to take care of babies!

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.