ANIMATIONS
In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.
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7/24/2007
PHOTOS
Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.
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6/26/2007
PHOTOS
Paris is a prison pen pal! How nice!
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6/20/2007
PHOTOS
Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!
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6/18/2007
PHOTOS
I'm now convinced that Britney's 999% unsure as to how embarrassing paparazzi photos of her get released.
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6/15/2007
PHOTOS
Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!
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6/12/2007
VIDEOS
"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!
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6/11/2007
PHOTOS
This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!
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6/8/2007
VIDEOS
Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!
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6/4/2007
VIDEOS
Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??
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6/1/2007