Quite the death-defying hop.

Has near death experience.

Now everyone can make their own.

From certain death.

In preparation of Lindsay Lohan (and her inevitable prison stint), let's look at other celebrities who have spent time in jail or prison.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

There's nothing like seeing an Oscar winning actress, smoke pot out of an apple.

Not every celebrity sex tape listed, was released to the public. For good reason, who wants to see John Edwards go at it?

This car is going so fast, when it loses control, it's a miracle no one was hit.

Let's hear it for random local celebrities.

With 20 days before she has to turn herself in, I see a few options for Miss Lindsay Lohan:

1. She'll overdose

2. She'll 5150

3. She'll accumulate several more felony charges

Love the judge, but why didn't they take her immediately into custody?

Rue McClanahan (1934-2010)

I'm not promoting anything, Homeland Security can worry about REAL things, but...tonight, West Hollywood will burn!!! People will take to the streets, move Betty White to an undisclosed safe house, and challenge Death to a duel. It'll kinda be a practice for the Rapture, since the same people will be around for both.

I'm not joking, does anyone have a visual confirmation on Betty White? This is not a drill, much like Highlander (a movie or TV show I've never actually seen), there is only one Golden Girl *sob*

Girls, music, booze, a little girl? Something is not right here, and it's definitely not the alcohol. My best guess is one of the girls dancing is her other daughter.

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