How much useless information did you retain this year? Put your 2006 know-how to the test in four different categories: music, movies, television and celebrities.

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

The "Smell Gibson (Bravefart Edition)" buttplug is sure to thrill, and makes a great Chanukah gift as well!

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

Photoshopping celebrities is funny!

She may style Lindsay and Nicole, but the drapes she has for a face certainly need to be ironed out!

Sure, they SAY they were filming a movie, but WE know that they were completely nude and loving every second of it!

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Celebrities are gross! If you want proof, pick up a tabloid. But sometimes the tabloid pics aren’t real! See if you can guess which of these photos are legit, and which ones are Photoshopped fakes. This is Photoshop Fake-Out!

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Celebrities are the sluttiest people in the world (see: Britney’s crotch). Of course, not all celebrities are slutty, which is why you’ll have to guess which of these whoretastic celebrity pics are real and which are photoshopped fakes.

We’re not looking to spot celebrity couples -- just their boobies.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?