Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Christina Ricci proves that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Sadly, the cat pulls the look off with more flair... B for effort.

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

Next time you are unsure what electronic emotion your cat is trying to express, consult this guide and enjoy hours of fun.

This woman could potentially produce ten thousand lolcats photos a day. The internet would be forever grateful.

U seen my peg?

Iz blockin yer drainage

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

Buns and cats! Buns and cats! What more do you need for adorable goodness?

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

Bargon wanchi kox paa, Solo!

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd rate her table manners as a 7 or 8.

Cable guy!

This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!

They're cat accountants! From Conan O'Brien

Innocent little Nicole on her U of AZ "Cat Card." Charming!

You will be amazed by the future of movie making, when a nuclear bomb turns regular cats into… LASER CATS!

This cat and dog par become bestest buds in what could easily be argued as the most adorable Looney Toons cartoon ever.

You should have seen him BEFORE we washed 'im!