Did she score or did she get gored? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting it on or getting murdered.

We love a good lovers quarrel, especially one involving bitchy cats.

Here’s a game that not just any movie buff can play. This game requires serial killer instincts!

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

Here's an alleged screen shot of the Jimmy Kimmel sex tape. It's okay if you don't believe it exists, because it probably doesn't. We hope it doesn't.

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

Come one, come all, to the bedroom big top! Your sex life can seem like a circus sideshow sometimes. The question is: Are you a center-ring attraction beneath the sheet or are you the kind of freak that gets stuck outside the tent and pelted with tomatoes?

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Make your friends believe that somebody they know is a sex pervert by sending them one of our News Pranks. Perfect for gullible moms.

We support Dog and Cat marriage.

It's an epic battle of two eternal foes.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

We show you a picture from a famous movie and you have to tell us whether it’s from a sex scene or murder scene. This is for movie nerds and perverts only.

Probably the most amazing cat video EVAH.

We're suddenly turned on by the lazy, furry cat.