Quiz: Which Porn Star Are You?

Quiz: Which Porn Star Are You?

Sure, being a porn star can be a pain in the butt (tee hee hee), but sometimes they get famous and make lots of cash. So, which famous porn performer are you the most like?

 

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

 

No Country For Old Men Trailer

No Country For Old Men Trailer

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

 

Hitman Trailer

Hitman Trailer

In theaters 11-21-07. A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across Eastern Europe. hired by a group known as "The Agency" to kill targets for cash.

 

Real Life Halo 3 Warthog

Real Life Halo 3 Warthog

It's good to see that the guys at Bungie Studios are cashing their Halo 3 checks to build totally useless and awesome things like their own warthog.

 

Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"

Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

 

Skid-Mark Safe

Skid-Mark Safe

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

 

Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna's Dead Son = $$$

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”

 

Cash or Hash

Cash or Hash

Can you tell the difference between Cash or Hash? We can’t, but that’s only because we’re high right now

 

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