Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

Next time your car runs out of gas or your tire goes flat, screw AAA. Pull out your phone and dial a Mershaq.

I would like to see one of the baggers ask if you needed help out to your car, as you were trying on your new plastic shirt.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

Worst Hood Ornament Ever!

These used car guys are such cheap bastards, they have no problem swearing at you.

This car door folds DOWNWARD underneath the body! Take THAT, Delorean!

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

This video finally reveals what is to blame for most NASCAR, stock car, etc., racing car crashes.

From BoingBoing: The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol.

Dippy car blatantly runs a red light, then can't even successfully swerve out of the way of an oncoming scooter. WARNING: this video is SHOCKING, GRUESOME, and you won't be able to look away.

This car chase performance was filmed at MGM Studios in Disneyland – talk about PROFESSIONAL drivers!!

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

Someone got into a decidedly unfunny fender-bender with Ellen, on Sunset across from the Laugh Factory. Celebrities – they're just like us!

Two things learned from the video: never drive in Russia, and uh... never ride in a car in Russia. They're worse than L.A. drivers.

This guy hits a tollbooth head-on at full speed... and the car explodes on impact!

Does the car hit the old lady, or does the old lady hit the car? It's like Zen, y'all.

The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.

Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!