Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Fat Tranny or Britney? Either way, you lose.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Ya know, cause it's easier that way.

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."

Three-way anyone? Yeah, we didn't think so.

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

… and times almost up. Way to prove us all wrong Chris…

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

The only way to cure Ellen Degeneres' sadness is with some nice lesbian boobs.

Re-creating a famous photo completely out of Oreos, thats one way to celebrate world hunger.

This is the best way to make sure the terrorists don’t win.

You know, in the long run these really aren't that big. Sure, they are delicious, but in no way are they worthy of being noted as "ass" sized.

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.

Milton Bradley was injured yesterday in one of the most embarassing ways possible. His own coach tossed him to the ground and tore his ACL.

This reporter got distracted by the image of boobs on the green screen. This is kind of the mature way you'd expect Adam Sandler to react.