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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Sexy or Ugly Friend?
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Color Vision Deficiency
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OTHER COOL STUFF
FOUND ON THE WEB
FRIENDS AND LOVERS
This is just idle speculation from a picture we found on the internet (the site currently doesn't not work that well, so we won't link to it), but since Tiger came out and admitted that he had an affair, now we're just going to assume he's banged every chick he's come into contact with. It's only fair right!?! Of course it is. We state from here on out: We will just assume that Tiger's boned every girl that he's taken a photo with in his entire career!
Here's Tiger with some super skinny cheerleader. She also believes in the devil. OMG, YOU GUYS! TIGER BANGS DEVIL WORSHIPERS!
Britney Spears' Apology to the World
Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!
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Email: tyrese@liquidgeneration.comSlippy Jenkins – Head Writer
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Slippy Jenkins currently lives in Los Angeles with his Roomba.
Email: slippyjenkins@liquidgeneration.comMonkey - Creative Director
Monkey began his illustrious career on the Internet by freelancing as a web designer. He was well known for creating some of the gaudiest self-serving Flash sites on all of the internets. He quickly joined the ranks of LG when they were headed in the direction of a Teen Portal. Soon after, Monkey and the other early members of LG realized that a Teen Portal was not the direction they should be going in, they should be making funny animations and games. Monkey’s illustration talents soon came into play and he began illustrating and animating for LG. Monkey soon realized that his years as a failed musician could also come in handy. He applied his talents to making LG’s famous PopToons -- the internet’s most sought after animated music videos starring celebrities. But, Monkey had another talent that his mother didn’t even tell him about: voiceover acting. Ever since he found out the he was one of the most talented voice actors to hit the “web stage,” he began doing most of the voices on the site, and continues to do so to this day. Monkey loves long walks on the beach, and bragging about his title of Liquid Generation’s own Creative Director.
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Helga Mohammed el-Salami, Secretary of Email Defense, Code Bitch, pre-operative transsexual.
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Jude Law's Joker Audition
Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?
Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish
Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.
Street Kings Trailer
In theaters 4-11-08. Tom Ludlow is a veteran LAPD cop who finds life difficult to navigate after the death of his wife. When evidence implicates him in the execution of a fellow officer, he is forced to go up against the cop culture he's been a part of his entire career, ultimately leading him to question the loyalties of everyone around him.
Lohan is Marilyn Mon-naked
Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.
The Nutty Buddy
Mark Littell realizes his mediocre baseball career will not be remembered, so the nutty buddy is his last chance for sports immortality.
Dell Dimensioned!
"So how is that rocking acting career coming along? Oh yeah, really? Umm yeah, you know what, I will have the Steak, thanks".
It's Ron Jeremy, Bitch
Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.
Letterman vs. Paris
David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.
Tae-Bo Japanese Rap
Don't worry about Billy Blanks' career. It is alive and well in Japan with the release of his upcoming rap album titled, "BOOM BOOM Wonderland".
Can't Tase This
MC Hammer's career could be revitalized if he teams up with Andrew Meyer and his line of genius "Don't Tase Me Bro!"
Best Steven Segal Line Ever
Steven Segal is always amazing when you happen to catch him on TBS, TNT, or maybe an old VHS. His line at the end of this clip is the best of his career.
Britney is loose!
Britney Spears has truly hit rock bottom. Chris Angel? You don't need him to make your career vanish, that’s what you're for.
Mickey Rourke's Vision Disappearing
Mickey's eye's are slowly being shut by his plastic surgeon. It's for the best as his career quickly fades away.
Equal Opportunity
Office banter amongst employees of the ACLU is just as expected: sexist, racist, homophobic and personally offensive. More witty than a Gilmore Girls episode!
Monster Pig Killed
An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.