Stupid jerk deserves it, whatever it was for.

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

Kelis's milkshake got put on clampdown when she was arrested in Miami for harrassing two undercover cops posing as prostitutes.

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.