Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

Literally. It has balls.

We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.

If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!

Who the hell washes their own car anyway?

At least the car was a piece of junk.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.

If you could drop me off at my car that'd be great.

He's apologizing for the effect his sport has on global warming, not his inability to control his car.

Always have the cameras rolling, never know what fun you'll capture.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

Sometimes the French are quite productive.

The following stunt is approved by Sir Isaac Newton.

That was totally necessary.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.